The Cleaner

Clutter Coach For Sensitive Sponges In Overwhelm                                              

NO! The Cleaner does not clean your house, but targets the core issue; the stagnant energy blocks holding YOU back. A service & performance in one.  Corona times. Imprisoned in our own homes, forced to sit with our unwanted stuff: those    festering piles in the corner of our eye-room-attic.

An impossible mountain to climb?

Screen Shot 2020-09-16 at 10.58.15Answer the door.

The cleaner has arrived.




Your faithful and ruthless servant with razor sharp intention and precision aim.    Blow the dust off what’s holding you back.



What do your piles represent?       

Your clutter coach invites you to your own kitchen table for tea where together you distill mantras that hold you in sabotaging loops. Meet, dissolve and bust through blockages. Safely release stuck energy to reclaime, expand and nourish your living space.                Co-create a personalised road map. Procrastination need not be your final destination.       The Cleaner guarantees a dedicated service & personalised performance in one.              An original birthday gift for a loved one or friend!

What you receive:

  • 2hr coaching session in your own home, including:
  • powerful revealing questions about your energetic relationship to your living space
  • identifying physical locations of key stagnant corners in your home
  • simple immediate realistic tasks to get you moving
  • fundamental mantras to dissolve negative beliefs
  • tools and tips to keep you motivated
  • a hardcopy of your personalised roadmap
  • a pot of cleansing biological tea

The Cleaner                                                                                                               Thorough. Efficient. Leaves no trace.                                                              Single/multiple sessions. Fair rates.


Concept & performance: Sarah Kate Gardiner                                                                Advice & support: Martina Gudmundson